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jokes of the Week: Johnny was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. "What are you up to Johnny?" the neighbor asked. "my goldfish just died," the boy replied tearfully, "and I just buried it." "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, don't you think?" Johnny patted down his last heap of earth, then replied, "that's because its inside your cat!"
Person 1: "How embarrassing!" Person 2: "What's wrong?" Person 1: "I took my dad to the arcade and he was trying to play the change machine."
Patient: "Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places." Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places."
Teacher: "I hope I didn't just see you looking at Travis' paper." Zach: "I hope you didn't either." Thanksgiving Jokes What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack Quack"
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me...
What did the five chicks say before they hatched? lets get crackin'!
>Feel free to send us your jokes at mckeep@conway.afsc.k12.ar.us, to be eligible to win a prize! |
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